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If "Last Night on Earth" were a movie, how do you see it playing out?
Here's my take...
The Nurse is killed when separated from the group looking for supplies. Her images on the cards where she's holding the lighter and then subsequently surrounded by zombies and looking terrified...that's where she bites it. No pun intended.
Sally--dies early in the film when the zombie ambush is just beginning.
The Drifter--shows up halfway through the film to inform everyone of what's happening. Dies creating a distraction for the remainder of the survivors as they try to get supplies for the escape truck.
The Priest--is overwhelmed in his church--kneels to pray as the zombies close in. Turns out he's got some explosives and takes quite a few with him.
The Sheriff--one of the last to die. Makes sure Billy, Jenny, and Johnny make their escape, remains behind to buy them time to drive away. Smiling that he's made atonement for...whatever his "memories from the past" were, he turns to accept his fate.
Survivors: Jenny, Johnny, Billy. Escape by truck.
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Speaking of "porn"...you know, I don't have a big problem with the soundtrack CD...it was a freebie, and while the music sounds 'chintzy', it also sounds EXACTLY like stuff that would've been on the soundtracks for those cheap horror movies made in the 90s by Blue Moon Entertainment...stuff like SUBSPECIES. But that's not the point.
The problem is when "Jenny and Johnny" comes on. It's...uh...obvious this is the song in the "movie" where Jenny and Johnny are trapped alone and Jenny lets Johnny plow the ol' cornfields, if you smell what Barack is cookin'. So anyway, you've got this "let's get the FUNK on" music playing....
...while you're trying to mow down zombies. There's no way you're going to be able to thematically match what's going on with the music at that point, unless you're a part of a REAL swingin' boardgame group (y'know, like those featuring STEVE AVERY)...so I guess you pause, put the figures in one big sex pile (zombies too, we're progressive thinkers around here) and go grab a smoke until apparently three-minute-man Johnny has finished the deed.
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A Movie about a Game that is about a bunch of Movies. The circle is now complete.
It's like the Street Fighter: The Movie the video game. A video game based on a movie based on a video game.
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I see it playing out as a Z-Grade straight-to-video travesty shot on a $300 miniDV camera by some "studio" that's just shy of turning to porn.
I guess I'm more of an optimist! My first thought in answer to the question was "Grindhouse!"
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