Matt Thrower's Plans for Global Domination

"Be a good Gentleman and lay down your meeples."--- Matt Thrower


I should have seen it when playing a game of online "Titan" with Matt Thrower. I should have seen his unquenchable thirst for conquest as he rolled over the "Titan" board like a herd of horny rhinos.

But my friends, it is not just "Titan" I am talking about that Matt wants to conquer. It is the entire gaming world!

Matt currently has the number 1 Geeklist on BGG, he writes for Boardgame news and he is the founder of this website.

Is this too much power in the hands of one man? Will we all be made slaves to Matt's way of gaming?

Will "Powergrid" now be extinct?

The time is now to loosen Matt's stiff upper lip!!

Dammit man. Where did you find that archive photo of me doing national service?

I'm just disturbed by his continued public endorsement of double penetration.

Somehow, I just knew Thrower had chops that connected to a 'stache.

Mr. Bistro wrote:

I'm just disturbed by his continued public endorsement of double penetration.

I'm just grateful that his avatar doesn't show an example.

Mr. Bistro wrote:

I'm just disturbed by his continued public endorsement of double penetration.

I don't believe I've ever admitted in public what the DP stands for. It certainly isn't that. The only people who know what it means are people who have gamed with me face-to-face. If you want to know you'll have to stump up the air fare and come and find out!

Now I'm just scared!

Thrower?

Nearly killed her!

If you want to know you'll have to stump up the air fare and come and find out!

Are you propositioning me?

MattDP wrote:
"I don't believe I've ever admitted in public what the DP stands for. It certainly isn't that."
Damned Peculiar?

MattDP wrote:

I don't believe I've ever admitted in public what the DP stands for. It certainly isn't that. The only people who know what it means are people who have gamed with me face-to-face. If you want to know you'll have to stump up the air fare and come and find out!

Face-to-face? Stumping?

Is there no end to your sick perversions?

If our choices are a gaming world dominated by Matt or a gaming world dominated by the TOS-head, I'm for DP all the way.

Death and Taxis wrote:

If our choices are a gaming world dominated by Matt or a gaming world dominated by the TOS-head, I'm for DP all the way.

This is ammo in your divorce proceedings.

Did you or did you NOT state, that, AND I QUOTE: I'm for DP all the way, UNQUOTE. I rest my case, your honor.

This thread title reminds me that I still need to play through Evil Genius. I haven't even gotten to the second island yet.

Diplomacy Pussy.