Anagrams for real names as usernames.

I see more and more anagrams of real names being used as internet handles lately, both on TOS and elsewhere on the non-boardgaming internet. Tom Vasel's last move avatar, of course JC Lawrence/clearclaw, and several I've seen on the college football message boards I frequent make me think the anagram of your real name user name is becoming pretty common these days.

Of course, I knew mine would be pretty funny since my name has the word cock in it.

Here is the program that does the work for you: http://wordsmith.org/anagram/

Here are the highlights

A cock month
not ham cock
no math cock

Switching to my real name, thomas, gives some other funnies.

Nacho Shack Tom (this might be my next internet handle)
Nacho Ham Socks
Coach Hank Toms (sounds like a character from a bad football movie)
Hath Moan Cocks
Hansom Hat Cock (on second thought this will be my next internet handle)

This entertained me for five minutes or so.

Yours truly,

Hansom Hat Cock

Coach Tom Hanks. That's my name for you from now on.

-Mammoth Net Win

Coach Tom Hanks didn't come up on my list but thats beautiful.

My wife just asked what I was laughing about and I put her name in. Anal Cocky Hinds.

- Coach

You belong in a league of your own.

Well, Grudunza doesn't work for anything, but my real name yielded some interesting results, the most AT of which is definitely "Dicer Sneer". You know, the sneer you make when you're rolling a handful of dice that will utterly crush your opponents.

I got 250

Fraternal Ark
Fatal Nark Err
Altar Nark Ref
Feral Rank Art
Feral Rank Rat
Earl Frat Nark
Earl Fart Rank
Rear Fart Lank
Rarer Flank At
A Flat Nark Err
Ark Ran Tar Elf

Just call me "Barf End Dork".

Jab Deform Dryer - Sounds like something you need to do to complete a quest.

I got about 800.

They range from:

Napalm Four (now there's a good AT name)
Formula Nap (not bad)

through:

An Afro Lump
A Formal Pun
Lunar Map Of

all the way down to:

Anal Fur Mop

Yeah. Not using that last one.

Not Sure wrote:

Anal Fur Mop

Yeah. Not using that last one.

That's a shame. Because we will, Mr. Mop.

Surprisingly, I got 41017 found. Displaying first 1000:

A sampling:

Shaggier Camels
Gaga Slicer Mesh
Graceless Hag Mi
Cage Mashes Girl
Charge Gas Miles
Glaciers Shag Me
Mega Rig Clashes


Come see me if you find your camels just aren't shagadelic baby, yeah!

Not Sure wrote:

Anal Fur Mop

Yeah. Not using that last one.

I have a feeling you might be getting upgraded from "weiner" rank soon.

225 results, mostly non nonsensical...but would have to narrow it down to

"Madmen Toy"

or more likely,

"Dynamo Met"!

Could sound computery with "My Name Dot"

But to get close to the scatological,

Mated My No

I've decided to branch out past Mammoth Net Win

Hmm, Minnow Teat
Moment With Man
Momma Went Thin

And if I take out my middle initial:

Wham Ointment

That Wham Ointment will come in handy after your Moment With Man.

Bidom pish.