Michael Barnes Proudly Presents SECRET SATAN '16 and KID'S GAME CHARITY DRIVE!

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Good idea on the Charity Drive.

Always up for this. The picture thread is the annual highlight of F:AT.

Here's the thread from last year: BEHOLD.

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And years past!
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Edit: Found all the links! Enjoy your perusal!

I will be sure to include a sock that has soaked up the sweat of my post-run balls...after all, how can I have a believable Stone Age theme if there's no stank from the cup?

I was a Conscientious Objector last year as I can't fathom "rules" and "FAT SS" in near proximity, let alone, in direct relation to each other. I had one SS (and a Pretty Princess that one is to this day...) actually sent me 40lbs of ground up Connecticut parking lot (making USPS truly rue their "if it fits, it ships" flat rate policies), which I thought was a complete nutshot and yet dead brilliant. And I'm not sure I can actually top my early accomplishment of sending an incredibly rare--and yet just incomplete enough to be completely unplayable--Japanese mecha minis/wargame to someone who seemed to own every game on earth BUT the one I sent...

But all that said, I'm back in the saddle again--and have been trolling thrift stores for the last few months with just some lucky soul around here in mind....

Based on my personal benchmarks for cruelty described above, I'm going to have to make one of you sorry fuckers actively cry this year just to meet the minimum quality targets....

What are the deadlines for everything again?

December 2 for SS
December 9 for the kid's games charity drive

Some updates here. Yes, tomorrow is the Secret Satan deadline. Who will be the chump that tries to get in late? Will it be YOU?

Game drive is going well, thanks everyone who sent a game or money. Right now, F:AT is giving:

Star Wars Operation
Loopin' Chewie
Unicorn Glitterluck
The Magic Labyrinth
Gluck-Pirat
Enchanted Forest
Sleeping Queens
Labyrinth
Minecraft Card Game
Super Rhino

And probably another couple of games. So a pretty good haul for the kids here, lots of good games! If you'd like to contribute, PM me with what you want to send or if you want to PayPal me and I'll pick up something locally on your behalf. Some of the games above are ones I've bought with money donations, so that works out pretty good and there's no shipping cost. I'd really like to get a large dex game in there- maybe Klask or something like that.

ump-bay.

No. I will not be the fool who tries to get in late to Secret Satan. You have all drank the fizzy lifting drinks, so you get NOTHING! GOOD DAY to you sir! I said good day!

The charity drive sounds cool...just know that I have already given to kids this Christmas. I hope a wide eyed boy (or girl) really digs the components of Chaostle.

Dave, you have until tomorrow to put your name into Comp-U-Tron. We will have results by tomorrow evening.

Is the Compu Tron on the fritz again? Have not received a target.

Comp-U-Tron is degfragging its internal HDD. Many years of running Secret Satan as well a host of online gambling sites has made it run slow so it is undergoing maintenance.

We should have results this evening.

I also want to announce that there is one F:ATtie that donated an incredible $100 to the kid's game drive. This is going to buy a bunch of great stuff for the game drop, including a game designed by the donor himself. I'm not sure if he wants his identity to be public, but I will say it is not Shellhead's Vampire game.

The spoiler is that there is no spoiler.