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Secret Satan 2017 - "Gifts" Received List

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06 Jan 2018 14:51 #260410 by SuperflyPete
Especially considering the pile of rubbish you sent me last year sans one gem
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06 Jan 2018 17:46 #260417 by Secret Satan

san il defanso wrote: I'll get you that address post haste.


I'm waiting


but not forever...

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08 Jan 2018 08:14 #260492 by stormseeker75
Wow, my CD has made it to Jur! That's exciting. Let me know what you think, good or bad.
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08 Jan 2018 08:20 #260493 by jur

stormseeker75 wrote: Wow, my CD has made it to Jur! That's exciting. Let me know what you think, good or bad.


Satan obviously has great taste in music and swapped the original content (which I have tried to retrieve through youtube, but for some reason is not available) for a P-Boy Birthday mix, which was as vile as Satan can make it. Forget the Gitmo playlist, this is what you'll be hearing in Hell 24/7

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08 Jan 2018 21:53 #260556 by san il defanso

Secret Satan wrote:

san il defanso wrote: I'll get you that address post haste.


I'm waiting


but not forever...


Check your PMs and burn after reading.

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09 Jan 2018 03:03 #260572 by Secret Satan

san il defanso wrote:

Secret Satan wrote:

san il defanso wrote: I'll get you that address post haste.


I'm waiting


but not forever...


Check your PMs and burn after reading.


Checked

I incinerated the hard drive then poured the remains over some Guy's scrotum

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12 Jun 2018 23:45 #275267 by san il defanso
I don't want to alarm anyone...

But Satan's promised gift just arrived to my office in Manila. Pictures to follow this afternoon when I get home.
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13 Jun 2018 08:57 #275280 by san il defanso
If you read earlier in this thread or remember the holiday jollity from this past winter might recall that Satan himself sent a place-holder package, with a promise of more evil would arrive in Manila after I arrived. I wasn't sure if even Old Scratch himself could make it through customs here in the Philippines, but it showed up at my office today, and there's are indeed some stinkers in here.

The return address came all the way form the Netherlands, so first up was a postcard. The message on the back talked about the ancient connection between the Netherlands and the Philippines. Maybe that's a good sign?


I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up. The very first game was a huge bummer.


Here's some games that, like many games, have a very even-handed view of colonialism. You can tell because the game on the left is actually in French and has no English instructions.


A couple of other questionable games. The one on the left is awfully current, aside from being eight years late. The one on the right is...topical I guess. (Seriously, it looks real sketchy. If the customs slip is any indication, the not-at-all-cool-about-drugs Filipino government definitely saw this game and definitely didn't care. Good thing the religious organization I work for didn't get a good look, because it has all sorts of colorful copy on the back, like about "popping some jailbait cherry." Truly from hell.)


But wait...redemption! Look what was underneath all this refuse and packing peanuts!


It's actually what's in there too! The shrink is off the box, but the boards are all still in shrink obviously it was opened up...so that the minis could be painted! There's even a jolly and pretty late holiday message.



What an awesome gift! Shadespire was at the top of my wishlist, and I can even buy more warbands here in the Philippines. (Satan's real curse is that now my wife will be annoyed at all the new minis that will inevitably make it into my collection.)

They say Christmas lasts a third of the year in the Philippines, so this just proves it. Thanks so much for the belated Christmas filth!
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