Kim Kardashian in TKWIL.....WTF!!!

Oh yes, boys and girls, the very same Kim Kardashian is coming to TKWIL for the opening of some milk shake parlour that she (or her company) has an interest in. She arrives in a couple of days.

Anyway, a blogger opened a competition in Kuwait for 5 'meet and greet' tickets. If you could only ask her one question, what would it be? He will decide the five winners.

Mine (and I don't even really know who the fuck she is) was 'In your considered opinion, who shot first Han or Greedo?' I await to see if I will win.

Most of the questions (140) were predictable shit, but the winner, IMHO, should definitely be the following:

Would you rather fight a horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?

You may wish to add your answers.....or not

Better questions:

Do you plan to have latex castings of your vagina made so that everyone can fuck you, instead of just ALMOST everyone?

How does it feel knowing that your family's empire was built upon the butchered corpses of Ron Goldman and Nicole Simpson?

Do you ever feel as if you're unfairly upstaging yiur stepfather, Bruce Jenner, who has actual talent instead of Celebutante talent?

Hate to break it to you but Kardashian wasn't in To Kill A Mockingbird.


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Your Han/Greedo question is pretty good.

At what age did you realize that you were the Whore of Babylon, as foretold in the Book of Revelation?

Black Barney wrote: Hate to break it to you but Kardashian wasn't in To Kill A Mockingbird.


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TKWIL: The Kuntry Where I Live

Who the hell are you and why should I care?

As a role model for young women around the world who bridges all political and cultural boundaries, what message do you have for humanity?

Kim, after Ray J was done wearing you out, do you think that it would have been possible to pull your labia down around your legs and up over your head so that you'd look like an inverted clam?

My question: "Does this look infected to you?"

Q: How much do you charge for a 45-minute "marriage"?

Q: What will you do for attention when you are old, withered and beginning to decay?

Q: Have you ever felt shame? Secretly tortured small animals?

Her bizarre ass is like a modern version of the Emperor's New Clothes. I look at it and see a ridiculous sight, like she is smuggling a couple of bowling balls back there. And then a whole bunch of idiots try to tell me that, no, her ass is perfect. Bullshit on that you blind morons. She has a reasonably attractive face despite her permanent smug expression, but that ass is broken. She needs to lay off the McDonalds food and get to the gym on a regular basis.

ARe you the one David "Puck" Rainey was stalking? Why/why not?

FYI: Puck was a sleaze reality star in the 90s that just got arrested. DOn't ask me how I know this crap.

She's a photoshop queen. Take away the filters and she's a nasty fucking mess. I mean, I've never, and would never, beat off to her. And that is saying some shit.

People magazine has a report about her planned trip to Kuwait. It quotes, "I heard the best drunk board gamer in the world lives there. The store thing is all a front. The real point of this trip is to mount that gamer like a thoroughbred and carry his seed back to America and found a new Kardashian's Kartel."

Listening to you all complain about her sharp knees is the funniest thing I have read this week.

"Miss Kardashian, are you aware that this "photo op" was simply a ruse to get you over here, where are to be kept in the King's harem to be toyed with and molested until he's tired of you, after which you'll be dumped into the sea? And, as a follow up, did you know that not a single soul will miss you?"