Houseparty Deux- Revenge of the Tanktop

Trashfest South aka Avery's Housparty has been officially declared a hoax due to lack of evidence. I thought it might be good timing to perpetuate the myth by investigating the possiblity of another one.

I would definately do some things differently:

Spend less time cleaning the house and more time buying food.
Spend more time drinking and less time worrying that everyone was having a good time.
Spend less time eating junk and more time eating real food.
Mix up a much much bigger batch of Green Goblin (or other signature drink)

Soooo.. My wife and oldest child are heading to NY June 2-5. My youngest could stay with my parents leaving the house clear. Also we're off in the summer so it makes life *much* easier to schedule stuff.

Best of all, it will be warm enough to wear a tanktop.

Soo who is interested? If I get enough people onboard I'll make it happen.

Steve"glutton4punishment"Avery

LEGEND

Why the fuck do you have to live so far away? Move to Louisiana, where the people are corpulent and the food is tasty.

I will make plan to attend this event, and not those rockstar "tentative appearance" plans either. At least for the fifth, since the rest of this event is during a work week.

Actually it would probaly run 3-7 since many people would probably want to travel in Thursday and home Sunday or Monday. I'm flexible on dates though. Like I said- its summer and our schedule gets a lot more open.

Steve"want to play drunk Bolo Toss"Avery

ha! You're lucky I'm unemployed for the summer and didn't get a teaching position.

Not sure if I can spring the scratch for driving down again, but I'll consider it. First one was a blast.

Damn, I'm supposed to be on a job right then....but if it gets canceled, I'm there.

And, yeah, no need to worry about making sure people are having a good time, I think it is part of your nature, Steve. I was surprised by the lack of drinking myself!

Steve Avery, you are a fucknut. What did I tell you about having another of these things before next year? You precocious nitwit.

I fucking hate all of you that are going to this thing and plan on having fun without me.

Oh! I'm getting ready to post soem pictures of Averyfest 2010-- except for certain pictures for which blackmail money was paid in good and due form.

Have a good time boys and drink to my health-- ya bastards.

Let's found a "Bring Schweig! to Houseparty" charity.

Schweig! wrote:

Let's found a "Bring Schweig! to Houseparty" charity.

I'll chip in the first $20...

Steve"DollarBill"Avery

Will Kenyon and I will be at the Mare Nostrum table.

I suggest a full diplomacy game with Will as Austria and you as Turkey.

Bring the taser.

I ran into Robert up at the Publix the other day and he told me about the standoff he had with Kenyon. Wow. I mean, we usually don't see folk go nuclear (Avery being the exception). I'd like to see Avery's House Party feature a showdown between those two, particularly after a couple of Ten Fidys.

I'd also like to see Kid and Play show up.

robartin wrote:

Will Kenyon and I will be at the Mare Nostrum table.

That might actually be worth flying down for... I don't suppose I can get you guys into a pair of tights?

Oh, and there'll be some waivers you'll need to sign.

Michael Barnes wrote:

I ran into Robert up at the Publix the other day and he told me about the standoff he had with Kenyon. Wow. I mean, we usually don't see folk go nuclear (Avery being the exception). I'd like to see Avery's House Party feature a showdown between those two, particularly after a couple of Ten Fidys.

I'd also like to see Kid and Play show up.

Yeah, you missed quite a AT blowup.

The best part was the "This has been a really good game!" statement an hour later.