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The Fort pwns Octavian

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19 Mar 2011 16:22 #91246 by ubarose
We have taken Octavian hostage. BGG will be plunged into chaos. He will not be released until our demands are met. Until that time he may be subject to lap dances by Loter and other nasty forms of torture.

So far for demands we've got:

-BGG's release of all political prisoners and the flying monkeys.
-Pictures of Carrie Fisher, but not the fat Jenny Craig Carrie Fisher, the chain mail bikini Carrie Fisher.

Any fort member in good standing have any other demands?





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19 Mar 2011 16:36 #91249 by Bullwinkle
I want a sandwich. And a cold drink. And something for dessert, a custard, maybe.

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19 Mar 2011 16:44 #91250 by vandemonium
Fantastic pictures!!! As I said in Uba's BGG thread, I'll give you $20 and a game of your choice to keep him :p

Love ya MMM!!!

xoxoxoxoXXXXooooxoxoOOOXX
Van

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19 Mar 2011 16:52 #91251 by Schweig!
Replied by Schweig! on topic Re:The Fort pwns Octavian
Was he supposed to enjoy Loter's lapdance?

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19 Mar 2011 16:58 #91252 by vandemonium
Schweig! wrote:

Was he supposed to enjoy Loter's lapdance?


Heh. Stockholm syndrome man...

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19 Mar 2011 17:04 #91254 by Schweig!
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I only recognize Loter, Avery and malloc. Who are the rest?

Everyone deserves a "Hero of Fortress Ameritrash" medal:

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19 Mar 2011 17:10 #91255 by Notahandle
ubarose wrote:
" -BGG's release of all political prisoners and the flying monkeys."
To quote "billyz" " The weirdest thing just happened.. "
Five minutes before you posted the above...

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19 Mar 2011 17:21 #91256 by Ancient_of_MuMu
- BGG to restructure the voting system to remove cult of the new (to be replaced by cult of the trash)

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19 Mar 2011 18:16 #91259 by Juniper
Replied by Juniper on topic Re:The Fort pwns Octavian
Psychological Torture: force him to mod Trash Talk.

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19 Mar 2011 18:23 #91260 by Not Sure
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Juniper wrote:

Psychological Torture: force him to mod Trash Talk.


With a rubber chicken instead of his usual Banhammer.

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19 Mar 2011 18:36 #91261 by Mr Skeletor
- To not have to hear about this offensive dickhead when I come to this site.

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19 Mar 2011 18:57 #91263 by Stonecutter
Mr Skeletor wrote:

- To not have to hear about this offensive dickhead when I come to this site.


This.

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19 Mar 2011 19:13 #91264 by southernman
Stonecutter wrote:

Mr Skeletor wrote:

- To not have to hear about this offensive dickhead when I come to this site.


This.

This.

But if you have a large cross and some thick blunt nails then that will do (I'm willing to fly over if required).

I only recognised Kingput and Loter (maybe Avery), someone needs to label all the FATies.

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19 Mar 2011 20:31 #91265 by mjl1783
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Don't give them anything, BGG. They're just going to kill him anyway.

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19 Mar 2011 20:35 #91266 by Shellhead
Replied by Shellhead on topic Re:The Fort pwns Octavian
Schweig! wrote:

I only recognize Loter, Avery and malloc. Who are the rest?

Everyone deserves a "Hero of Fortress Ameritrash" medal:


KingPut is the guy on the far left in the first picture.

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