So yeah...

I was trying to write a response in the cruise thread and I started a new topic.


Man I suck at the internet.

Well, since it's here, why don't we make this thread about Dominion? I'm sure others feel like I do when I say I just can't hear enough about Dominion. I wish someone on this site would write a review of it!

Dominion should replace cereals as part of a child's well balanced breakfast (you know, where the place the sugar-laden stuff next to toast, OJ, milk, a grapefruit, ham, scrambled eggs, vitamins, more OJ).

I hear Dominion can:

Do a pop-up attack.

Is a 4-4 flying range-striker.

Can cure genetial warts.

Win a Descent: RtL campaign in 3 dungeons.

Balance the federal budget.

Rescue Ford, GM and Chrysler.

Satiate the chemical and sexual needs of Jenna Jamison, Brittney Spears and Amy Winehouse simultaneously.

All while making crude comments about how hot your mom is and dating your girlfriend behind your back.

-Will

Dominion can make you fall in love with penquins.

I get so confused by what we're all supposed to be playing ... is Dominion better than Game Z? I keep forgetting.

I don't think it's better than Game Z since Game Z is - as far as I understand it - the best game evar (insert exclamation mark if you feel the need for it.) I just think Dominion as not only a game, but an experience has a lot more potential to reveal your hidden ... ehm ... potential.

Dominion cut my commute in half, helped me refinance my mortgage, got me a degree in criminal law, brushed my teeth with 97% efficiency, walked my dog, scolded my neighbors for not buying me a christmas gift, taught me Mandarin, and bought my old gold for cash!

Dominion! Who knew?

Ska_baron wrote:

Dominion cut my commute in half, helped me refinance my mortgage, got me a degree in criminal law, brushed my teeth with 97% efficiency, walked my dog, scolded my neighbors for not buying me a christmas gift, taught me Mandarin, and bought my old gold for cash!

Dominion! Who knew?

Dominion: the opposite of an old-school country-western song.

Dominion turns hard-core F:ATties into lily-livered chinless euro-lovers.

Death and Taxis wrote:

Dominion turns hard-core F:ATties into lily-livered chinless euro-lovers.

TESTIMONIAL:

"Before Dominion came along, I had no neck-beard or fanny pack! What's more, I had a life beyond board games, friends who didn't play board games, and an active sex life! But now, thanks to Dominion I got rid of my life, friends and sex so I can focus on stroking my neck beard after one of my many optimal, elegant moves. I keep the fanny pack to record such games and calculate percentages on my calculator watch!"

-New Euro Jon

Death and Taxis wrote:

Dominion turns hard-core F:ATties into lily-livered chinless euro-lovers.

I think the problem with most eurogamers and gamers in general is not a lack of chins, but generally an overabundance of them. Generally covered in neckbeards to try and hide the shame.

Count Orlok wrote:

Death and Taxis wrote:

Dominion turns hard-core F:ATties into lily-livered chinless euro-lovers.

I think the problem with most eurogamers and gamers in general is not a lack of chins, but generally an overabundance of them. Generally covered in neckbeards to try and hide the shame.

Excuse me, I believe you mean, to CELEBRATE the chins. Ah the glory!

Dominion consolidated all of my crap into a Dominion-sized box! Thanks Dominion!