What is the worst game in your collection?

Stone Age has a fuck hut. It cannot ever be the worst anything.

I think it's Mr. Jack Pocket. I still like it.

Frohike wrote: Per my opinion, Smash Up because I actually have to play it once in awhile. It's just not a good game, but the teens enjoy it for some reason.

In theory Nature Fluxx, but it sits on the shelf where I placed it when it was gifted to us by... I dunno... some well-meaning relative.

Arrghhh Smash Up. I have 2 friends that got it as a hobby entry point and have all expats and want to play it but is a bad bad game. I smile and man up because those guys will sit through a game of dead of winter with me. Good gosh, I loathe this game.

boothwah wrote:

Frohike wrote: Per my opinion, Smash Up because I actually have to play it once in awhile. It's just not a good game, but the teens enjoy it for some reason.

In theory Nature Fluxx, but it sits on the shelf where I placed it when it was gifted to us by... I dunno... some well-meaning relative.

Arrghhh Smash Up. I have 2 friends that got it as a hobby entry point and have all expats and want to play it but is a bad bad game. I smile and man up because those guys will sit through a game of dead of winter with me. Good gosh, I loathe this game.

I met someone who told me her favorite game was Smash-Up. Like, she entered tournaments, bought all the promos, had PILES of cards for this game. I am not proud of this judgy attitude but my first knee-jerk response was this sort of pity. Like, I really hope you get to play more games so you can find something that will just blow your mind. That's such a douchey elitist attitude, but it's where my mind went, because I think Smash-Up is a pretty lame game.

Black Barney wrote: Stone Age has a fuck hut. It cannot ever be the worst anything.

jesus fucking Christ. dont they have hookers in Canada. Its obvious youve not had legal consensual sex in a decade or two, perhaps ever. Stop wasting your time trolling boardgame nerds and stump up the cash to get laid man, for fucks sake

OK Play is probably the worst: it's a tile laying game which is essentially Connect 4 except you have to connect five instead. Oh, and if you run out of pieces, you start moving the played ones around until there's a winner, so you have to endure the misery for longer.

Harry Potter: Hogwarts Battle: isn't as bad, but it makes me angry every time we play it because it could have been so much better.

Pico 2: is a simple mathematical bluffing game, but it does have some cute hedgehogs.

And I'm afraid I'm going to cap the list with Dungeon! even though it gets a fair amount of love around here. I'm afraid that, no matter how much imagination you put into it, it's repetitive and boring.

I keep all of them because they're enjoyed by one or more other members of the family. They play my games, so it's only fair that I play theirs.

Tron wrote:

Black Barney wrote: Stone Age has a fuck hut. It cannot ever be the worst anything.

jesus fucking Christ. dont they have hookers in Canada. Its obvious youve not had legal consensual sex in a decade or two, perhaps ever. Stop wasting your time trolling boardgame nerds and stump up the cash to get laid man, for fucks sake

Coming from someone who's posted fuck all here (especially in comparison to your target) there's only one troll/dickhead ... or do you not have humour where you come from (if not you're excused).

Calm down, calm down everyone.

Don't know if Tron or Southernman were around when the whole "fuck hut" defense of Stone Age was a thing around here.

It went on and on forever with people bashing Stone Age and Pete being the sole defender and eventually his argument was whittled down to the game having a fuck hut.

No need for anybody to get bent.

It not only has a fuck hut, but it has a cup that smells like sweaty balls. That’s got to be worth something.

I adore Monsters Menace America. I also refuse to do the endgame bullshit the same way I refused for a decade to do the lame endgame bullshit in Talisman. The smartest thing FFG ever did was create alternate endings to delegitimization the stock ending.

Now, I was looking in my closet (where games have been moved to because my office needed a reorg BAD) and I found the worst game I own: Khrysos Hunters. Someone tucked this into the box of a game I bought on a Geekbay auction some time ago. I’m still not sure if they were trying to be nice or are the type that can’t theow a game in the trash and so they had to ship it out to some unsuspecting mook for some semblance of karmic bonus. In my book, this guy probably got genital warts on his lips as his reward.

Munchkin is still in the collection. It is the worst game on the shelf. My wife won't let me sell any of the sets even though we haven't played in years.

Probably the worst and dumbest thing I still have is Le Boomb. It's basically LCR with a single die. I got it because it was dumb and cheap and thought it would be fun for selecting a start player.

Legomancer wrote: Probably the worst and dumbest thing I still have is Le Boomb. It's basically LCR with a single die. I got it because it was dumb and cheap and thought it would be fun for selecting a start player.

Why did you do this to yourself

Either Pandemic or Orphan Black: The Card Game. I'm not sure that a fuck hut or ball cup would have improved either game.

the_jake_1973 wrote: Munchkin is still in the collection. It is the worst game on the shelf. My wife won't let me sell any of the sets even though we haven't played in years.

Buuurrrrrn the witch.

I think I owned that Elric game- never played it.