Destroy your cherished memories of Star Wars

Right here:
www.keepersoflists.org/index.php?lid=1906

I mean it - it's more damaging to nostalgia than the Phantom Menace.

In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering

Hahaha #8 rocks. It will be my new threat to scare people into attacking Frank.

Steve"the Pants are strong with this one."Avery

Be mindful of your pants Anakin. They'll betray you.

Ah, the betrayal of the pants...the fear of pubescent boys everywhere...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! PANTS! Pants are so fucking funny. Anything's funny when you use the word "pants." It's like the word "monkey." Monkeys are fucking hilarious too! Wait, holy shit, let's just switch the word "pants" to "monkey" on some of these!

Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's monkey.
I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your monkey!
Looks like someone's beginning to take an interest in your monkey.

HAHAHA! Now it's even funnier! Well, I'm off to go shit in my PANTS and play with my MONKEY. Bye.

Nope. Pants are funnier.

Sorry and thank you for playing.

Steve"Sarcasm_is_lost_on_me"Avery

You mean "Sorry and thanks for playing... in my pants!"

Now see..That is Funny! :D:D

hehe
Steve"Lowbrow_Humor"Avery

Removing the monkies reveals Star Wars' erotic subliminal messages:

Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader.
I sense the conflict within you. Let go of you!
Looks like someone's beginning to take an interest in you.