A Bitter Pill for Derk to Swallow

Derk thumbed my arse! NO, WAIT! I mean post!

moss_icon wrote:

Derk thumbed my arse! NO, WAIT! I mean post!

Is this the point where everyone gets slyly homoerotic and I take my shirt off because it is getting so hot in here?

I'm going to put it out there that "Derk thumbing someone's arse" isn't exactly "slyly" homoerotic. It's rather overt, really.

By the way, the "it" I'm putting out there is my cock.

i am kind of surprised that more board gamers are not openly gay. perhaps they were put off by the prohibitive standards of hygiene. (SORRY, FULL DISCLOSURE: JOKE PLAGIARISED FROM MATTDP)

EDIT: APOLOGIES TO GRAHAM LINEHAN, JOKE PLAGIARISED FROM BLACK BOOKS.

the*mad*gamer wrote:
"So if you are one of those "no lifers" on BGG and you live and breath gaming from their perspective, Derk becomes a god of sorts..."
And... Cue...

moss_icon wrote:

i am kind of surprised that more board gamers are not openly gay. perhaps they were put off by the prohibitive standards of hygiene.

This hobby would benefit greatly from having more gays participating, even apart from the hygienic and dress issues. It would broaden the musical map of this site (Village People, Soft Cell, Dana International, Eurovision Song Contest), it would certainly make it more colourful, warm, and it would make some guys who are still uncertain about their manhood a little uncomfortable.

I think this site should actively try to recruit more gays to gaming, and to posting.
I can see special FAT blog: The Crying Game. But let´s start wuth the background colour.

fortress ameri-poofs!

sisteray wrote:

Is this the point where everyone gets slyly homoerotic and I take my shirt off because it is getting so hot in here?

Is it hot in here, or is it just Morgan?!?




Hey, that plagiarism joke was seven kinds of aces. Well done.

moss_icon wrote:

i am kind of surprised that more board gamers are not openly gay. perhaps they were put off by the prohibitive standards of hygiene. (SORRY, FULL DISCLOSURE: JOKE PLAGIARISED FROM MATTDP)

EDIT: APOLOGIES TO GRAHAM LINEHAN, JOKE PLAGIARISED FROM BLACK BOOKS.

If you remember the big butt scandal over at BGG, you have learned that for any board game to be successful it has to be acceptable to conservative Mid-West families. Homosexuality is a no-go. Nuking the world is huzzah!

ubarose wrote:

or maybe this: http://fortressat.com/index.php?pstyle=12

That looks more like AmeriGold - delicious!

ubarose wrote:

Jur wrote:

But let´s start wuth the background colour.

How's about this: http://fortressat.com/index.php?pstyle=3

or maybe this: http://fortressat.com/index.php?pstyle=12

You'd say it should have more pink and flowers, but I can't possibly speak for the gay community of FAT.